Will So how much are we up? Carlton: We're not up.
Will: You can't bet all your money on one number. Will: Carlton, what the hell are you doing? Carlton: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gambling. (At the roulette table) Carlton: Come on, eight. How come you can see the quarter and I can't? Will: Because there ain't no quarter. Carlton: WHERE!? (he crawls on the floor, looking for the quarter) Will: You're pathetic! Carlton: You're right, Will. But how's a little brave supposed to survive with all these bells and whistles? Well, the madness is over. Not With My Cousin You Don't Viva Lost Wages Carlton: Well, I tried to walk away but the craps table kept calling: "Carlton, Carlton." And the blackjack table said you can do it! And the slot machines just say: "Hey, you tall, handsome guy, come shake my hand!" These are ALL MY NEW FRIENDS! My God they're pumping a lot of oxygen in this room!Ĭarlton: I had my knife. How is it possible that we are losing? Carlton: I can't pull a battle to save my life.
(Will runs away) Not, I Barbecue Will: Tell me this, Doogie. (Will bounces the ball, and it makes Uncle Phil drop an expensive appliance) Will: Because I'm about to jet! (Will is teaching Nicky basketball tricks) Will: Back in Philly, I was known as Will '747' Smith. Will: Would you like to buy a vowel? Philip: This trial is gonna be the death of me. Philip: I am going to get to the bottom of this mishap once and for all! Will: EARTHQUAKE! Get a Job Stress Related Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton: (talking on the phone) What do you mean I didn't get the job? Budget problems? But I was volunteering!Ĭarlton: (on the phone) I can't be a Big Brother? They didn't like me? Well, you tell those little brats I don't like them either! The Script Formerly Known As : Will: Uncle Phil, are you gonna let me go anytime soon? Philip: (calmly) No, Will. Burnin' Down the House Geoffrey: Of all the rooms to burn in your uncle's home.
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